jfef:

i literally cannot stop laughing from this 

(via cross-breaker)

587 plays
  • Trackname:

    Mob Justice
  • Artist:

    The Rival Mob

Anonymous:
I thought about trying to FaceTime you then I remembered I always look like death

Oh honey don’t worry! I look horrible. Plus I bet you look lovely. (-:
You should still face time me!

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

Look at these Qts. vacationpartydad420

Timestamp: 1406267537

Look at these Qts. vacationpartydad420

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

Someone FaceTime me while I watch rugrats in Paris.

Timestamp: 1406265748

Someone FaceTime me while I watch rugrats in Paris.

ratpacknyc:

No Tolerance

(via emesisxxx)

Timestamp: 1406262508

ratpacknyc:

No Tolerance

(via emesisxxx)

(Source: troyleer, via oknope)

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

(via unclehorsedick)

Timestamp: 1406261028

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

(via unclehorsedick)

544 plays
  • Trackname:

    Spit Out
  • Artist:

    Expire
  • Album:

    Pendulum Swings
16,865 plays
  • Trackname:

    Do You Still Hate Me
  • Artist:

    Jawbreaker
  • Album:

    24 Hour Revenge Therapy